that really stiffens my nipples — rockmacbeth: rockmacbeth: rockmacbeth: I...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
rockmacbeth
rockmacbeth

I wanna go back to (possibly earlier than that) 1997 and smack the VHS tapes of the show that would later be destroyed in a fire some kids lit for funsies in my grandfather’s shack and my Turbo movie outta my hands.

rockmacbeth

Smack the Turbo Red Ranger action figure out of my fuckin hands too.

rockmacbeth

“Trust me Jaycelynn, it’s for your own good. This weird life long obsession you had with this franchise never really goes away even if you never watched the show later on. Also you get a crush on the old Blue Ranger and your girlfriend roasts THE FUCK out of you for it. Also punch Tyler in the dick when you meet him. Peace.”

3 year old me is still crying about some asshole smacking shit outta her hands.

kingcandy

you make me look like a bad guy