that really stiffens my nipples — lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131: customer: can you...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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customer: can you guys order sharks?
me: yeah what kind
customer: what kind are available and how much are they?
me: *spends 10 mins looking up, pricing, and describing all the sharks we can get while he nods and ‘uh huh’s*
me: so do you want to put down a deposit now or–
customer: oh no I don’t want a shark I just wanted to know if you could get em