that really stiffens my nipples — sciencepolice: siri do my pets know i’m cleaning...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

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