that really stiffens my nipples — mellostopheles: Hey! I’m opening writing...

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mellostopheles

Hey! I’m opening writing commissions for the first time, cause I’m moving soon, so I’m trying to save up some money for the expenses associated with it.

Some basic details about me:

  • I’ve recently finished my first original novel, and am going to be courting publishers after I finish moving.
  • I’ve done some private writing commissions before, so I have practice writing for other people.
  • I’ve done professional work as an editor for academic publication, and edited a fiction collection which was published several years ago.
  • I’ve written roughly 700,000 words of fiction in the past two years.
  • I write very fast, and can finish a short story in one or two nights, easily.

So writing is definitely my area! Here are some of my public examples (I don’t have my original fiction available online, but I doubt you need to see it):

Most of my fanfiction available on my AO3 account.
Specific examples:
Character Stuff - here.
Black Humour - here.
My Huge Fanfic Novel / Murder Mystery - here. (my best work)
NSFW Smuttery - here & here.
If you want to see more examples, let me know.

Some feedback from people who have privately commissioned me in the past:

“Mello always delivers when it comes to writing.  He’s written a few stories for me before.  I always received them promptly and they were very high quality.  10/10 would recommend.” - @kingcandy

“Mello wrote me a long, steamy fanfic in less than 24 hours! How?!” - @bumblepuppy

“I’ve known mello for years and his writing has only gotten better over time! not only has he written five stories for me (six if you count the story my gf bought for me :’)), he’s helped me edit in the past. mello has a really speedy turnaround, even for the fic for a movie he hadn’t seen. he takes care when it comes to writing stuff for other people, making sure to add in little details (though, it might’ve been easy with me since I’m an open fucking book and he knows me) that make a great fic all the better. the times that he’s written for me, he hasn’t judged me at all for my weird specific kinks (at least, in a serious non-friendly way he hasnt, lmfao. he’s a professional and all as well so!!) so you don’t have to worry about that sort of thing. I highly recommend him if you want some Good Fuckin Shit ™.” - @rockmacbeth

IN TERMS OF PRICING…..
1500 - 3000 words: £10
3000 - 4500 words: £17
4500 - 6000 words: £24
6000 - 7500 words: £30
7500+ words: £30 base, and an extra £6 per 1500 words.

For Smut / NSFW:
1500 - 3000 words: £13
3000 - 4500 words: £20
4500 - 6000 words: £28
6000 - 7500 words: £34
7500+ words: Message me first, we’ll talk.

In theory, I’m happy to write you something of any length. I can and will write you a novel if you have the money for it.
If you ask for something in the 3k-4.5k area, say, and it ends up being 4.7k I WILL NOT CHARGE YOU FOR THE EXTRA. Sometimes I end up writing more than I expected, but whatever price we agree on is what you pay. I can only really take money through paypal at this time, so paypal it’ll be.

As for WHAT I will write, I will work with any fandom and any original characters. If I do not know the canon, I’ll do my research, but if you can tell me about your personal experience of the characters, it’ll help! I will write fanfiction, original fiction, or canon/OC fiction and pairings. I will write basically any ship, setting, or AU. I’ll do you your original characters in your own universe if you want to see someone else handle them. I’ll write you the 20k slow burn of your OC and your video game lovely. Whatever you like! Just drop me a message.

That said, there are a couple of small things I can’t / won’t do. No non-con, or essentially non-con (including anything where one person could not reasonably give consent). Furry stuff I can’t really do, I’m afraid, not my area. Nothing that’s like outright racist or sexist or transphobic or what have you. I also won’t write you anything NSFW if you’re under eighteen.

On the other hand, I am fine with gore. I’m a horror writer, so anything disturbing (in that sense) is fine by me. As for specific kinks, you’d have to ask, but I consider myself open-minded. For other people I’ve written crossdressing, eye-licking, cherry popping, and puke, among others, so take that how you will.

Please send me a message if you are interested! In an initial message, I mostly want to know the type of thing you want written and the length / price you had in mind. We can discuss it in more detail after that. My asks and messaging are both open. If you’re curious about whether I’ll write something, but are shy to ask, you can send me an anon.

Other than that, PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST to help me get some spread! Thank you very much!